When Is Too Auld For Auld Shite?.........Asking For A Friend!!!!

 "Come here to me and I'll tell ye now did ye know I've got  300 cows the tax man  won't get my cash come into the jacks and have a look at me rash ye young lads think I'm a fool, I bet ya  ten bob I'll bate ya  at pool I don't clean up shur I live on my own ah go on to fuck would ye drop me home, I am the aul, the auld lad in the pub came for the craic not for the grub you'll have a bit of soup, you'll have a bit of soup this is the auld fella in the pub"

The Auld Lad In The Pub-The 2 Johnnies

Well the feckin' Dog Days Of Summer are back, hopefully a new pair of runners and some days off have helped the achilles and this blip in training is just that a blip.........

Tuesday August 3rd after  five days off I was chompin' at the bit  to get back at it....and how! Not only a negative splits out in 21.56 back in 21.10 but kept all five miles splits below 9 min mile pace:8.30-8.40-8.54-8.36-8.27 for a 43.06.8 time off 8.37 mile pace in 68 degrees and 72% humidity on the tried and tested Baltimore Ave,South Street bridge,Schuylkill River Trail to Locust Point and back route,Accu Weather had earmarked today as the pick of the week weather wise so it felt right to use today as my return to training........however for all my craic about coming from a long line of traveling people and having Gypsy  blood in my veins.......even I couldn't have predicted the ''catalog of fuck ups" that would shape the next  four days............Stephen KIng eat yer heart out.....here comes a real horror story!!!!!

Wednesday August 4th-Thursday August 6th Wednesday was innocent enough, I always  say I know if and when a rest day is on the cards when I don't wake up b4 the 5.25am alarm goes off.....on Wednesday it was the alarm that woke me not me waking up and checking the time on my phone, no biggie I still had Thursday,Friday and the option of Saturday b4 Sundays long run........Thursday August 5th,glass half full I was awake b4 the alarm went off......glass half empty upon checking the temps and humidity I discovered  95% humidity......and channeled my best Matthew Broderick in "Biloxi Blues"........man that's hot......Africa hot.......Tarzan couldn't stand that  heat..... and fecked off back te bed till 6.45am, even w/out a suspect achilles that was going to be a big ask.......on the subject of the auld achilles I had looked into new runners w/ more cushioning to help w/ that, not to plead poverty but until my substantial pay increase in May I have had to eek out a day to day/week to week existence over the last five years  in life in general, rent, food, bills trying to save for trips and putting money aside for my eventual retirement {seven years and counting.......but who's counting????me  muthafucker I'm counting!!!!!!!!} as well as my running,races don't come cheap and when it's come to shoes I've had to rely on cheaper,no name brands and up until this current pair have done ok but I can't help but feel w/  not quite 200 miles on these shoes it's no coincidence my achilles began to throb, in life as in Running shoes  ye get what ye pay for and I don't think it's a coincidence that these shoes w/ less cushioning than the last several pairs I've  bought were the ones that gave up the ghost on me........Found a reasonably priced pair of New Balance shoes on Amazon and figured I'd have at it, catch 22 the money on these shoes was roughly the price of my next race entry fee......however the shoes needed to come first if I didn't address the cushioning issue the race in late September may be a mute point and my entry fee a " charitable donation".........

Friday August 7th-Saturday August 8th Outside of Amazon I have next to nothing delivered here to the house, too much shit has " disappeared" off the door step in the last few years, I feel 90% of things I've ordered online  have gone AWOL.....might as well put a red flashing arrow on the door pointing to the item left on my doorstep saying Free Stuff, Help Yerself, Already Paid For!!!!!!!, at least w/Amazon  they are good about replacing stolen items.......however the runners were a time  sensitive delivery, nine orders out of ten I place on a Friday  for Saturday or Sunday delivery so at least I'm home  and even then 99% of the delivery drivers don't ring my doorbell to let me know it's there I've had deliveries left and after the fact checked my emails to see the "delivered" email in my emails w/ said photo{ funny how they have time to fire off a photo to cover their arse to say it was delivered but can't/won't ring a shaggin' doorbell???? and upon going to the front door the shit's gone.......According to Amazon if I ordered the runners Thursday morning they would be delivered between 5pm and 10pm  Thursday evening......given I could brake them in Friday morning and  maybe squeeze in a make up run Saturday  I figured why not.... I got home from work 6.20pmish  and checked my email "out for delivery".......and proceeded to keep checking my emails till I went to bed at 10.20pm only to be informed " sorry for the delay."..... ye didn't have to be an Ivy League school grad to see what the feck was coming down the tracks?????????????? Friday morning I get an email at 9.48am "delivered" w/ said photo of my $85 brand new New Balance runners sitting on the door step........what a fuckin' turn up for the books upon getting home later than usual gone 7pm to  find them gone!!!!!!!!!! Now comes the time honoured auld shite messaging Amazon re the delivery after a thumbs down emoji and explaining to them the delivery is gone I get the " if your order doen't show up by August 10th we will replace it"......ye'll do fuckin' what now ye shower of shite?? I appreciate I'm arguing w/ an automated bot it's like arguing w/ a jerk off on social media.....an utter waste of  my time so I asked { several times I have to point out!!!!!......feckin' computers.....Hal the lil bollox Garmin being a prime example!!!!!!!}  for an actual representative I could speak to .....I will say Carl w/ whom I spoke to  was very gracious  re the issue and asides from apologizing profusely { he didn't botch the original delivery Thursday nite or leave an $85 pair of runners in a shoe box on my door step in the heart of West Philly in broad fuckin' daylight b4 10am!!!!!!!} and assured me my new runners would be dispatched and delivered tomorrow.......

Saturday August 8th No point trying to run w/out the new runners so I was resigned to it being back to back 2 day weeks of training.....hey ho sometimes less is more and  maybe just maybe  all of this auld shite was the universe telling  me to slow my roll, I put in a serious body of work in July period but we were also heatwave free.......I'm a lot of things  but stupid and or naive I am not and it was a given we'd endure another heatwave or two b4 the end of August.....and maybe one in September, who knows? Officially heatwave #6 yesterday....and they're calling for another 3 days of 90 degree plus heat Sunday,Monday and Tuesday.....meh!As for the runners YES they were delivered yesterday afternoon while I was home .....and NO  the langer of a delivery driver did NOT ring my door bell to inform me  of this.....but did have time to snap a photo of said delivery on my front step.......God job I run to deal w/ this kind of auld shite!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday August 9th When I answered the snooze button at  5.34am and looked at my phone I saw 89% humidity.......not exactly great for a 5 miler.....hardly runner friendly for a long run, but in running as in life my attitude is "I'd rather try and fail, and know I tried then second guess could I have???"  and I was dressed, stretched and out the door by 6.15am 74 degrees was grand,,,,,but the 89% humidity was always  going to be a killer as I made my way down 49th Street to the Grays Ferry Avenue  bridge and the Schuylkill River Trail, I was heartened by seeing 3 other fellow runners  as I entered the path in Greys Ferry park that leads to the trail.....always somewhat reassuring ye are not the only one insane and or neurotic  enough to be out there that early in those conditions....#safetyinnumbers....9.00 flat for the opener and 8.29 for mile 2 .........however  b4 reaching mile 3 and the on/off ramp at South St bridge in 8.30 I knew my Goose was cooked........feckin' roasted goose in that humidity of Flambe Fenian......take yer pick!!!! continuing along the Schuylkill River Trail was folly so I opted to head home via the South Street bridge and Baltimore Avenue.At best a 5 milers but I had to settle for a stop/start 9.20 mile 4 and called it a day at 35.21.1 off 8.50mile pace........not so much no mas more ahh fer feck sake!!!!

Between the achilles last week and this week, the piss ballin' around w/ Amazon and now heatwave #6 it's been a frustrating two weeks but all I can do is " control the controllables" I've addressed the achilles issue, taken some time off, bought new shoes w/ more cushioning,iced it, put Wolf Balm on it, increased my stretches as for Amazon deliveries and global warming I'm fecked in the immortal words of John Bender in "The Breakfast Club"....."it's out of my hands!!!" hopefully this coming week sees less heat and humidity and more miles........not too much to ask for now....is it???......asking for a friend!!!!!!!

It Did Come Home........To Mayo..........Finally!!!!!

"Oh the Green and Red of Mayo I can see it still, it's soft and craggy boglands it's tall majestic hills where the ocean kisses Ireland and the waves caress it's shore oh the feelin' it came over me to stay forever more forever more stay forever more, oh the Green and Red of Mayo"

The Green And Red Of Mayo-The Saw Doctors

Not exactly the week I was hoping for.....but ever mindful that "caution is the better part of valour" a step back was better than a grinding halt......

Tuesday July 28th While there wasn't a Cow milked in Mayo on Monday I too opted for a day off to revel in Maigh  Eo's long overdue All Ireland celebrations, as a long suffering Cork Hurling fan I know what it's like to wait and wait and wait to climb the steps of the Hogan stand in Croke Park {Pairc an  Chrocaigh if we're being  technical!!!} but 21 years is feck all compared to Mayo's 75  year wait, to put things into perspective my late Uncle John was a young man when Mayo last lifted Sam Maguire in 1951 23 maybe 24 when he pasted away in 1998 some 47 years later Mayo had yet to reclaim Sam despite several near and at time calamitous  misses,mad to think he and so many other sons and daughters of Mayo never got to witness the unbridled joy in Croke Park last Sunday where even the hardest of hearts and the biggest of begrudgers would  resent Andy Moran and his team the sweetest of victories,Maigh Eo Abu!!!!Came up 8 seconds shy of a negative splits out in 21.51 back in 21.58 for a 43.49.8 off 8.46 mile pace in 71 degrees and 94% humidity.......not that's not a typo ......94% humidity,I was grateful for the breeze coming off of the Schuylkill River  for the middle mile on the traditional kick off to the week route Baltimore Ave, South St bridge,Schuylkill River Trail to Locust Point and back

Wednesday July 29th A negative split out in 22.51 back in 21.40 out and back on Powelton Ave in 70 degrees and 90% humidity.....it's bad when ye  celebrate a 4% drop in the humidity........!!!!!For all my grumbling about the Powelton Ave out and back it continues to provide me w/ negative splits, today was not the first and hopefully not the last I have registered, it continues to be the road less travelled in terms of other runners out there compared  to  my other three routes which all feel like they are more popular but as I said a few weeks ago it doesn't matter who else is out there on a Tuesday or Wednesday as long as I'm out there.44.31.3 off 8.42 mile pace.

Sadly this would prove to be the end of the week for me, post race on Saturday I was painfully aware my right achilles  was a little tender.....the same right achilles that became an issue in 09 and cost me my shot at Worlds in Lahti  in Finland and flared up again 4 years later scuppering the 2013 season and another trip to Worlds in Porto Alegre in Brazil, since then I have made a point to stretch b4 each training run and race so why now after 13 years all of a sudden it's stuck it's head above the parapet is beyond me?

It wasn't lost on me that Saturday saw me return to triple digit monthly mileage for the first time in  eight months but I be hard pressed to say that's why now all of a sudden an auld injury  has flared up, I'm painfully aware that in order to make Cork #300 next June I have had to schedule  9 extra races from June 26 to June 27 to make that a reality......and IF push come the shove I have to drop some races and make #300 later in the year I will.....I plan to run the Cork 1/2 marathon  #300 or not, hopefully this bump in he road is all it is......while I don't drive i'm not unfamiliar  w/  ignoring the "check engine"message on the dashboard, catch 22 would I have been so willing to draw a line in the sand this week on 113 miles for the month had I been on 93 mile and 2 days left to log a pair of 5 milers Thursday and  Friday?......thankfully I don't have to wrestle w/ that.

I have  been icing the shit out of my achilles  since last  Saturday on a daily basis and a couple of times on the weekend, I looked into remedies for an achilles  injury and R.I.C.E {Rest, Ice,Compression,Elevation} remains the main cure, earlier in the year I bought Wolf Balm for my knee hoping it would help it didn't but in fairness to the makers of Wolf Balm it's more of a  Muscle and Nerve remedy where as the knee is more of a bone/cartilage issue and I have to say between the Ice, the Wolf Balm and a few rest days it feels better, I have also looked into stretches to strengthen  it so if ye see me w/both hand on a wall leaning back on my right achilles for 30 seconds at a clip don't be alarmed it's not some weird Fenian yoga just yours truly trying to stay injury free and on schedule!!

#113 miles for  July and a pair of 10 mile long runs,I'm way ahead of where I was  a year  ago when I relied on lunch time runs, I'm very aware we are entering The Dog Days Of Summer now in August, I plan to be back out there Monday or Tuesday morning just b4 6am to continue the journey, fingers crossed no issues w/the auld achilles  and hopefully next Sunday a 12 mile long run..........

 

All Roads Lead To Cork

"Then we used to meet by the courthouse on Washington Street, walked to Pairc Ui Chaoimh and get a Crio out of KCs, she took me for a jar in the Brog, The Wash,Clancy's and The Old Oak and I can here the echo and that young one busking Fields Of Gold, take a bow all the lights of Cork City, shine brighter now from Shandon out to Ringaskiddy I can't believe i'm falling for someone who drinks Tanora,but when you smile you stop the lights will you stay, will you stay,will you leave, will you leave, will you leave walk one last time hand in hand down Patrick Street,back home they won't believe us this girl has got me drinking Beamish way in the country, she'll still probably leave me for Roy Keane"

The Lights Of Cork City-The 2 Johnnies

Well, well, well what can I say quiet the week for the Wee Fenian, another week of 6am 5 milers, a rare July race,a return to the realm of triple digit mileage for the month{ w/ a week to go till the 31st!!!} and some amazing news not only for next year but also my quest for medal #300.......

Monday July 20th In what would prove to be a pivotal week for me a lively start to things,in pretty good conditions 64 degrees and 66% humidity I knocked out not only  negative splits out in 22.00 back in 21.09 but also all 5 miles at sub 9 min mile pace:8.37-8.57-8.32-8.35-8.27 for a  brisk 43.09.7 on the Baltimore Ave,South St bridge,Schuylkill River Trail to Locust Point and back.How much of this was down to an"exchange of views" w/ a Lance Armstrong type on the Schuylkill River Trail, if he was any further up my hole at the on/off ramp he'd have been giving me a Proctology exam......is up for debate but the positive takeaway for me was after dropping a 8.32 split on mile 3 in and around our  clash/war of words I maintained that pace and dropped closing splits of 8.35-8.27{ ok I'm no Josh Kerr.....but who is?} which tells me the Three S's Speed,Strength and Stamina are in full effect period, but in mid July, which hopefully bodes well moving forward.

Tuesday July 21st I opted to make this my rest day but it was a major day for my running.......I've made no secret of my desire to run several 1/2 marathons in Ireland over the next few years in Cork,Belfast,Dublin{ both City 1/2 and Phoenix Park} and Galway to list five and to be honest the list grows as Dingle,Tralee,Viking 1/2 marathon in Waterford and recently discovered Clonrarf have also been added for consideration but as the son of a proud Rebel man Cork was always going to get top billing, it's been on my radar for a few years now what I didn't realize till I went on the race website on June 28th was it now has a ballot system to gain access to either the full marathon, half marathon or 10k AND the deadline for said ballot was midnite on June 30th....another couple of days I'd have been banajaxed,I duly sent off my application and tried not to over think the outcome, that said mentally July 21st had been circled if not on my calendar but in my head.......Technically they never said when on the 21st the results would be sent out online via email so at 7.01pm here Monday it was 12.01am in Cork and yer Man here was no stranger to his emails checking for news/updates.....shur I even checked at 3am here when I woke up hoping by 8am back home the results were posted.....nada!! Given I walked into a situation upon arrival at work at 7.45am there wasn't time to check emails until closer to 9am...............YEAH BAI!!!!!!!!!! I'm in!!! the chance to run the Cork City 1/2 marathon means everything to me period.......but to do it next year on June 6th is extra special as there is good chance it could also be medal #300...........how cool would it to be to hit the 300 mark in the very city my running began unofficially on August Bank Holiday 1972????? In order for that to happen there will be some tweaks to my race schedule both this year and early next year but hopefully if all goes to plan the Broad Street Run on May 2nd will be medal #299 and the next stop will be Cork City on June 6th.........#staytuned

Wednesday  July 22nd 74 degrees and 93% humidity hardly scream negative splits and 5 sub 9 min miles but maybe the euphoria of getting into the Cork City 1/2 marathon the day b4 was still driving me out and back on Powelton Ave 43.34.3 off 8.43 mile pace thanks to splits of:8.46-8.55-8.31-8.34-8.48, out in 21.55 back in 21.39 I should for the record state at the turnaround on Mantua Ave when I saw 21.55 I was thinking 22.55 which would be slow.....this might explain the brisk 8.31 3 mile split till I realized "hey gobshite 21.55....not 22,55" in my defense I was 6.15am.......I'm hardly bright eyed and bushy tailed at that hour let alone doing a 5 mile run....in 93% humidity I might add! To that end I could be forgiven for thinking it was a mirage when I counted  not only 4 other runners on the inbound leg but all four in the last few blocks up Cedar Ave the final two being inside the final block.While I'm not naive  enough to think I'm the only runner in my neighborhood it was nice to see other like minded individuals  period much less that early in the morning.

Thursday July 23rd Any thoughts of a third negative split and 5 sub 9 min miles run in a row were dashed early on and while hardly the end of the world it was somewhat frustrating given it was my favourite route out and back on 49th St, Paschall Ave,Greys Ferry Ave bridge and the start of the Schuylkill River Trail and back and conditions lent themselves to a fast time,67 degrees and 60% humidity.As soon as 9.06 came up as I hit Paschall Ave I knew it wasn't going to be brisk.....and frankly that's ok,each run doesn't have to feel like a time trail and while I did pickup the pace going downhill on Grays Ferry Ave bridge 8.51 the last three splits went :9.12-9.25-9.26, for the record out in 22.30 back in 23.31

Friday July 24th In an ideal world I'd have preferred to have ran Monday thro Thursday to keep my powder dry for Saturdays race but I also knew seven weeks into this block of training that a semi fast 5 mile at 6am Ftiday wasn't going to impact my 10k in 25 hours time.66 degrees and 79% humidity as I reeled off splits of:8.50-9.02-8.37-9.05-9.18 on the Baltimore Ave,South Street bridge,Schuylkill River Trail and 49th St loop, at least I had the satisfaction of a sub 45 min time,44.54.0 off 8.58 mile pace

Saturday July 25th Races in July are as rare as All Ireland's coming home to Cork{2005 in Hurling, 2010 in Football} but as luck would have it not only did I find one, it's part of a series of races across the country by The Best Races,that offer either a 5k,10k or 1/2 marathon in Atlanta,Memphis,Miami,New York,Phiily/New Jersey,Tampa,Austin,Chicago,Dallas,Denver,Houston,Kansas City,San Antonio,Las Vegas,LA,Phoenix,Sacramento,San Diego,San Francisco,Seattle, evidently they've had races over in Camden since May, they only just showed up on my radar prior to the July 4th race but I duly printed out all the races between today and Dec 26th and circled the ones I wanted to do, there are  ten more races on the schedule of which I plan to run five.....and yes before ye ask the website had the magical words finishers medal in the race info medal hoor that I am period but w/ the chance to hit #300 in Cork City in June I need to pick up the pace for my medal haul, should all the stars align  between now and Dec 26th I can end the year on #292 and hope conditions are mild enough in January when they have 2 more races{I may switch to 5k for them} b4 my traditional Winter/Spring schedule of Cupid's Chase 5k,Shamrock Run 5k,Love Run 1/2 marathon,Broad St Run 10 miler{ I could potentially axe the annoying Hot Chocolate 15k in April in favour of a long run in my build up to the 1/2 marathon in Cork in June}I knew ahead of time these races were " low key" no start/finish line no clock basically show up at the Wiggins Park Marina at either 7am,7.30am or 8am get your race bib and let them know which distance you were running.It was  along the river trail along the Delaware  River  from the Marina to the Ben Franklin bridge and back twice for the 5k, four times for the 10k or just over 8 times for the 1/2 marathon,I have to say prior to that knowledge my plan was 10ks this year and 5ks in January I couldn't imagine up and back over 8 times  for the 1/2 marathon, that's mentally draining but more power to anyone today who was tacking that I got a clear start in the 7am wave{given the trail isn't super wide the organizers try to limit it to 20 runners per wave on a first come, first serve basis} the eventual winner of the 10k and I would imagine eventual winner of the 1/2 marathon  went out at a pretty brisk pace I was happy to register 7.34 for my opening mile I was pretty much in no man land although another runner overtook  me  b4 we reached the Ben Franklin bridge b4 I eventually reeled him in and passed him by the third circuit.Given this was my first 10k of the season I had no real idea of mile pace I knew 7.30 was probably wishful thinking for now but not out of the realm of possibility later on this fall and 8 min mile pace  probably was setting the bar too low as it was I averaged 7.53 mile pace which means hopefully on a more traditional course for the Philly 10k in four weeks time maybe 7.45 mile pace isn't too far  out of my reach.the first 5 miles were all sub 8 pace:7.34-7.52-7.57-7.56-7.56, sadly 6 got way from me 8.11, I did check heat and humidity b4 the 7am start but for the life of me couldn't recall what they were, I can tell ye my Palestine running vest was soaked by the time I finished and had  dripped down onto my race shorts, thank the lord for a dry sleeveless shirt and  dry short waiting for me at the finish.According to Hal the little bollox Garmin it was 6.84 miles when I reached the start/finish at the end of 4 loops of the up and back, again when I run a more traditional course at Philly 10k in 4 weeks it should be 6.2 miles  and when I next rock up here in Camden on Sept 21st for the Octoberfest 10k I'll make shur to eyeball where 6.2 come in, stop the Garmin but keep running till I get back to the start/finish at the Marina.Medal #8 for the season,#277 for the career.......oh and by the way, 103 miles for the month, I had 97 coming into the race, potential for another 20 between Monday & Friday to round out July at 123 mile, I didn't hit triple digits till August last year, w/ that in mind at last years Philly 10k I ran 48.31.9 off 7.46 mile pace so lets see how much I can shave off of that in four weeks time?
 

Eyes Down For {Another} Full House

"His essential complications are hung up on confused it's a planet full of traffic lights and traffic light abusers but that's no stranger than strange, or any other stranger he claims it's dangerous to be innocent 'cause  uou're  the victim every time histories of insanity intruding on the same celebrate this party's over I'm going home"

Celebrate-An Emotional Fish

Another 5 day/ 30 mile week in the books, another 5 mornings of answering the call of the alarm at 5.35am, another week it was far easier to deal w/the heat and humidity {and heatwave #5} at 6am!!! and more importantly not only edge closer to a triple digit mileage month but also tack on another double digit long run.....little by little it's starting to fall into place.....

Monday July 13th Glass half empty just missed out on a negative splits,glass half full a sub 45 min 5 miler......what can I say I'm not shaggin' Barbie, shur I can't have every thing!!! 68 degrees  but 80% humidity.Monday or Tuesday whenever I kick my week off the route is Baltimore Ave,South St bridge, left onto the Schuylkill River Trail down to Locust Point and back,made the turn literally as ye have to go around the circle at Locust Point in 22.18 I did feel a negative splits was doable, however as is often the case it's mile 3 that throws a spanner in the works, the 9.09 split proved to be my undoing in my quest for a negative splits,8.54-9.02-9.09-9.05-8.31 for a 44.43.4 time off 8.56 mile pace  while I'm a tad miffed at coming up 5 seconds shy of a negative splits I can take great satisfaction in a closing mile of 8.31, week 4 of early morning runs off the back of  5 runs over 2 weeks prior to the conversion I can see progress

Wednesday July 15th On a day the afternoon temps topped out at 99 degrees it was no surprise to count seven other runners heading east on Powelton Ave after I'd made the 2,5 mile turnaround, even at 6am it was 77 degrees and 79% humidity.Sadly this run goes into the log as an untimed run at roughly 3.5 miles at 42nd & Powelton I caught a red light and while I thought I'd hit restart after I resumed running clearly I didn't.....meh! I'm strongly considering making the Powelton Ave route my untimed run for the week anyway so maybe improvisation is the mother of all fuck ups no matter how small they are after all??

Thursday July 16th It was noticeable to me anyway that at 5.35am it not as light as it was say a few weeks ago,I've been tracking Sunrise times since I began my morning runs, now I don't recall what the actual time Sunrise was on June 23rd but it's noticable it's not as light as it was a few weeks ago, by  Friday July 31st Sunrise will be 5.58am and little by little it will get lighter later but by that time I should be a fully paid up member of the Dawn Patrol Fraternity  so hopefully it won't effect me any.79 degrees and 69% humidity as I made my way up 49th St to Paschall Avenue and the Grays Ferry Avenue bridge into the park that links the start/end of the Schuylkill River Trail.I was well on pace for a negative splits and sub 45 min time early doors,8.43 and 8.54 for the opening 2 miles,I forget what my actual turnaround time was but probably 22 mins and change......somehow mile 3 ballooned up to 9.40.....WTF!!!! I had to have " switched off mentally" but got things back on track w/ a 9.02 4th mile and rounding out w/ a 9.16 final mile for a 45.36.1 finish off 9.06 mile pace.For the cynics who say" running doesn't pay" I found a $20 bill on the ground outside the Mini Mart on the corner of 49th and Springfield Ave.......as the auld saying goes " all donations gratefully accepted"!!!!

Friday July 17th There is something about the hybrid route I round out my week on that I quite enjoy, it's important to mix things up on the 4 weekday  morning runs, running the same route day in, day out would be boring no matter the route so combining Monday/Tuesdays Baltimore Ave,South St bridge but now a right onto the Schuylkill River Trail and over the bridge into Grays Ferry Park, up and over Grays Ferry Avenue bridge and the back down 49th St to home a la Thursdays run gives me that.While not a negative split as this is an actual loop{ again a small tweak to keep things from becoming rote} and not an out and back it was a sub 45 min time 44.06.5 off 8.49 mile pace thanks to splits of:8.39-8.51-8.09-9.06-9.19 it was very noticeable after the fact so few other runners were out this morning, 73 degrees and 60% humidity but a threat of  poor air quality due to fires in Canada may've keep others indoor.....not this mad Fenian fecker......shur the only smoke I was worried about was the smoke coming off of me w/ that sub 45 min time!!!!!!

Sunday July 19th I'd say "if it's Sunday, it's a long run".... however next Saturday I have a race and as we matriculate from Summer to Fall I will have a hape of Saturday races on the auld  schedule so the auld Sunday long run is very much the glue that holds all this together,morning 5 milers are grand don't get it twisted....but w/ a pair of half marathons {PDR & Philly}on the Fall schedule not to mention the time honoured "Italian Stallion Challenge" at the Rocky Run where mad feckrs like myself willingly I should add sign up for both the 5k and 10 miler it's important to throw in a weekly long run to help facilitate that.After a pair of overcast mornings on Thursday & Friday it was nice to see the sun out at 6am when I set off,right now my 10 miler and I suspect the 12 mile long run are out and back on the Schuylkill River Trail, when it comes time to go 14 miles{ potentially Sunday August 16th the Sunday b4 Philly 10k} I would like to revisit the tried and tested Fairmount Park/East Falls route w/it's hills......what can I say I'm a gutton for punishment......then again as a long suffering Cork Hurling fan shur that just comes w/ the scenery........{ sidebar, a tip of the auld bandana to Limerick  for winning this years All Ireland Hurling Final this morning, pains me to say it but well done and fair play to ye}72 degrees and 77% humidity my main objective here was 10 miles, while I got spoiled last week going not only sub 1.30 but also keeping all 10 mile splits at sub 9 min mile pace  today I just wanted to get the 10 miles in period,but w/ a race next Saturday a blown 10 miler today would mean a redo in 2 Sundays time and that would be at the expense of a potential 12 miler, granted I'm ahead of where I was a year ago and let's NOT even revisit the shit show that was the 2024 season when I couldn't buy or even lease  a double digit long run,but in running as is in Chess it's important to be thinking one or two moves ahead I feel.The proverbial writing was perhaps on the wall re all 10 splits being sub 9 when I opened in 8.57, for the record last Sunday I opened in 8.33...... this was followed by split of: 9.02-9.00-9.04-9.09- for a turnaround time of 45.12....however  I suspected Hal The Lil Bollox Garmin was up to his auld tricks again as the turnaround came beyond where I turned last week for mile 5.....and when mile 7 not only came up early after the turnaround but said 7.06 I knew this little bollox was acting up.W/ 3 miles to go it was a case of keeping my head up,picking off runners ahead of me who were heading south along the Schuylkill River Trail and honing in on my finish.The last 3 miles were slow 9.24-9.21-9.40 so how much faith and trust I can put in Hal  recording 10 miles in 1.29.59 off 9 min mile pace is up for debate, what isn't up for debate is the fact that I logged another 10 miles to complete back to back 5 day/30 mile weeks and put myself w/in striking distance of triple digit mileage for the first time since October of last year

I had said  towards the back end of last year and early this year 2026 was a big year for yours truly as it marks 50 years since I began competitive running as a Freshman in High School on an auld cinder running track in Charlton Park that sadly isn't there anymore,little did I think that Thursday afternoon in July on either the 1st or the 8th I was about to embark on the journey that I have, from track meets to eventual road races a Marathon debut in 1985 to then coming to Philadelphia in 87 and continuing the journey......albeit running on the other side of the road!!!!!,I'm not done yet as I channel my inner John Bender from "The Breakfast Club"  not even close bud!!! it's a shame Covid fecked me and everyone else in 2020,had it not been for that I could potentially be looking at celebrating not only my Golden Jubilee Tour  but also reaching the #300 medal mark......who knows maybe the Running Gods have something else in store for this wee Fenian...........

 

Oh No! Jeffery Bungle!!!!

 "We're here at the afters and it's a disaster cunts are talking politics, there's a lack of laughter skaggin" out on the sofa, Arlene's chinned Paro off her head,she believes she's sinned Donaldson has started w/ his homophobic chat so everyone has started on him and that's enough of that Stalford's lickin' coke off a plate you've got issues mate,Get your Brits out, Get your Brits out,Get your Brits out We're on a mad one"

Get Your Brits Out-Kneecap

Revenge, they say is a dish best served cold......this week I feel it was served mildly humid........

Tuesday July 7th having burnt my one week day off right off the bat on Monday I knew what lay in store now Tuesday thro Friday 67 degrees was fine.....not so much the 90% humidity that greeted me at 5.50am heading down Baltimore Ave towards the South St bridge and the Schuylkill River Trail towards Locust Point and the turnaround.Out in 22.44 I fancied my chances of a rare negative splits, sadly in retrospect it was mile 4 that did me in as my splits went:9.19-9.01-9.11-9.19=8.45 for a 45.34.7 my inbound second half was 22.50 and while I'm a tad salty to miss a negative splits period,much less by 6 seconds I took great satisfaction from the closing mile up Baltimore Ave in 8.45, it tells me a couple of weeks in to serious training and the strength is returning.....even that early in the morning

Wednesday July 8th For the days leading up to today I kept hearing how weather wise Wednesday was the pick of the week......and they weren't wrong,70 degrees and only 80% humidity.....those days are few and far between in the Summer so it really is imperative to try and take full advantage of them when they come along.Opting for the road less traveled  out and back on Powelton Ave I went out in 22.40 and once again fancied my chances  of a negative splits.....however  today it was mile 3 that threw a spanner in the works,9.01-9.09-9.25-9.02-8.51 back in 22.49 for a 45.29.0 time off 9.05 mile pace.the closing 2 miles were solid and strong but the damage was done probably just after the turnaround on Mantua Ave, and while I appreciate it's a big ask to be getting up 5 mornings a week at 5.35am and going out to run I need to pay attention to mentally turning off,Powelton Ave is tough it's usually just me out there unlike runs along the Schuylkill River Trail where the rest of the Dawn Patrol Fraternity seem to congregate,that said last week my negative splits was on Powelton Ave so.......???

Thursday July 9th Boo to the mutha fuckin' Ya! yes a negative split, out in 22.42 back in 22.17 but also a sub 45 min time 44.59.9 {could ye have cut it any closer???!!!} off 9.00 mile pace 72 degrees and 90% humidity on perhaps my favourite route down 49th St, over  Grays Ferry Ave bridge and onto the Schuylkill River Trail and back,for the record my splits were:9.04-8.51-9.05-9.12-8.47,I ran into one of my co workers Ernie just as I hit the Greys Ferry side of the bridge that links Greys Ferry park to the Schuylkill River Trail and we crossed paths again after we'd both made our respective turnarounds w/ a nod of acknowledgement, a wave and a " see ya in he office" as we went about our business,we both have one eye on Philly Marathon weekend in late November, 1/2 marathon for me on the 21st, full marathon for Ernie the following day.....I dare say our paths will cross a few more times out on he Schuylkill River Trail between now and then.....

Friday July 10th Thankfully I didn't allow myself to get all Billy Big Bollox{ William Large Testicles doesn't look or sound the same so Billy Big Bollox it is!!!!!} w/Thursday's negative splits but in my defense yer honour{I do work for a law firm after all!!!} it was 94% humidity at 5.50am off the back of 74 degrees.I went w/ the hybrid run Baltimore Ave to the Schuylkill River Trail and back down 49th St, an actual loop and not an out and back so there's no turnaround time to check for a negative splits......however based off my splits of:8.47-8.58-9.16-9.18-9.28 safe to say there was a snowballs chance in hell of a negative splits today.....and that's ok the more important number was the number of miles 5 off of 9.09 mile pace

Sunday July 12th When Saturdays 5.25am alarm went off and I didn't stir from my slumber I knew a well earned day off was coming and as it turned out cooler conditions.....however ye can't make omelets w/out braking eggs as they say and the price of yesterday afternoons rain storm was not only seven hours w/out electricity but several downed trees.....YES whole trees not just branches  that came down in Greys Ferry park but also  along the Schuylkill River Trail just after the bridge that links Greys Ferry park to the start of the trail leading to the South St bridge, I suspect the Parks Department will be busy Monday morning sorting that out.72 degrees and 81% humidity felt like Wednesdays conditions as I set off down 49th St towards Greys Ferry Ave bridge around 5.50am, the pre run plan was out and back along the Schuylkill River Trail to just beyond Boathouse Row on Kelly Dr and back and while the first downed tree in Greys Ferry park was an easy work around the three fallen trees that lay across the trail between exiting the foot bridge and heading towards South St bridge forced to me to actually stop running to  go around,under and over them, at this point I knew I wasn't coming back this route and forced me into coming up w/ an alternate route on the fly,Boy Scout motto ''Be Prepared" Marine motto { albeit unofficially!}"Improvise,Adapt and Overcome" Things had been going tickerty boo so far 8.33-8.46-8.34-8.54-8.28 as I now hit W.River Dr the plan was hit Sweetbriar Dr to Lansdowne Dr and head back along 34th St to Mantua Ave and Powelton Ave and home.....was all sounding grand  as I added splits of 8.46 and 8.58,I believed in my black Celtic Pagan  heart 10 miles was doable, could I continue this sub 9 min mile pace?When I hit mile 7 at the junction of Spring Garden St and Mantua  Ave I knew to continue down Mantua/Powelton and home was going to come up slightly short and the last thing I wanted/needed  was pissballin' around closer to home looping loops or blocks to round  up to 10 miles.......SO....a hard left onto Spring Garden St and back towards the  Art Museum and back onto the Schuylkill River Trail and down to the South St bridge and back via Baltimore Ave.8.57 for mile 8 I could ill afford any let ups now, I'd worked too hard to this point to get all 10 mile splits at sub 9 to let it get away from me now and at least along the trail I'd have other runners to push, pull, drag me to my goal.8.40 at mile 9 just after coming off the South St bridge,normally it'd be 2 miles to go......normally I'm not circumnavigating feckin' fallen trees so it was time to lock in for the final mile.......8.58 to clock 1.27.35 off 8.45 mile pace....#hup! I'm not one for "breakin' my hand patting myself on the back" period but I also  know the difference between a pat on the back and kick in the hole is about  6 to 12 inches but I also know it's worth acknowledging even the smallest of victories,a 5 day/30 mile week my best return this year to date, a 10 mile long run period my first non race long/double digit run since March 22nd and keeping all 10 miles at under 9 min pace, it's also worth pointing out last year in the build up to PDR I didn't log a double digit long run till August 10th when for the record I went 1.32.27 off 9.15 pace and the final 6 miles were all 9 min plus...., all in all a good morning's work to round out a good week, at three weeks in I feel I've become a morning runner,maybe I should've made the switch sooner but let's stay humble and say better to have done it now and hope it continues moving forward.......

It would be remiss of me period,muchless on today July 12th  not to have my Fenian opinion on disgraced former leader of the DUP {Dirty Ulster Pedo's} and former Orange Order member Jeffery Donaldson.....guilty on  ALL  18 charges in his recent and hardly surprising often delayed trial for sexual offenses......NOT   such a "man of God" or "holier than thou" are ye? I hope when he gets sentenced on Sept 25th he goes away for a  LONG,LONG,TIME.......from Queen's Birthday/Honours list to Sex Offenders list......" oh no Jeffery" if ever there was an effigy getting burnt on those poxy Orange Order bonfires this weekend it's his and everything him and the Orange Order stand for.............Tiocfaidh ar la!

To Win, Just Once.........

"To win just once would be enough for those who've lost in life and love for those who've lost their guile and nerve their innocence and their drive and verve, for those who feel they've been mistreated discriminated robbed or cheated to claim one victory inspired to win just once is their desire to win just once, to win just once to win just once, that would be enough"

To Win Just Once-The Saw Doctors

Glass half full, another week in the books{and 10 morning runs in the last 13 days....am I becoming a morning runner after all these years?} glass half empty my auld nemesis the humidity reared its ugly head this week for heatwave #4 for the year and scuppered my last three runs

Monday June 29th Knowing the humidity was coming it was important to kick off the week on the front foot, 68 degrees and 90% humidity at 6am as I opted for the Baltimore Ave,South Street Bridge and Schuylkill River Trail out and back making the turnaround at  Locust Point, while I'm not looking at negative splits right now force of habit has me check my turnaround time out in 22.23 back in 23.29 for a 46.02.0 off 9.12 mile pace a sold start to the week

Wednesday July 1st Unfortunately the events of Monday at work meant when the alarm went off at 5.25-5.35am  Tuesday I wasn't feeling it, it meant I had to settle for 67 miles for June and 363 miles for the half way point in the year, this time last year I had 312 so hopefully this bodes well for  getting over the 769 mile mark I managed in 2023 and 2025 {723 in 2024} opted for the road less traveled again out and back along Powelton Ave 75 degrees and 74% humidity and remarkably a negative splits out in 23.21 back in 23.02 thanks to a closing mile  of 9.02 and 46.23.2 off 9.17 mile pace

Thursday July 2nd The start of the heatwave, in the afternoon it hit 103 degrees so if this hadn't been my 8th morning run in 10 days I would've had to be a part of the Dawn Patrol Fraternity  today as it is it's slowly becoming second nature to be up and out the door by 5.50am 87 degrees and 81% humidity so I knew I was up against it from the get go, as I had to drop off my rent at 40th & Locust I opted for the Spruce St/Baltimore Ave out and back,by the time I hit 2 miles at Franklin Field I knew trying to cross the South St bridge was wishful thinking, one advantage of doing this for 50 years now is I know when it either is or isn't my day......today wasn't my day! Had to settle for 3 miles in 28.00.2 off 9.20 mile pace

Friday July 3rd W/ the  luxury of today being a holiday I knew if the humidity{89 degrees and 71% humidity at 6am!!!!} got the better of me I didn't have to concern myself w/ finishing the run and heading  to work so w/ that in mind I opted for the 49th Street,Schuylkill River Trail out and back route, however b4 I hit the trail just after mile 2 I was reduced to a walk and I already knew this was probably only going to be a 4 miler so I continued along the Schuylkill River Trail to take advantage of the breeze off of the Schuylkill and head back home via the South St bridge, Spruce St and Baltimore Ave 4 miles in 37.03.0 off 9.16 mile pace

Sunday July 5th Thankfully we got some rain Saturday nite to cool things off  but  while it was only 77 degrees at 6.10am.......it was 84% humidity and while I could wait it out for the humidity to drop the heat would increase so figured  whatever I got this morning  was more than all the weekends I wasn't getting up at 5.25am and out the door b4/around 6am in recent months.Once again felt good for the opening mile down 49th St 9.10 but by the time I hit mile 2 in Grays Ferry Park my pace had gone up to 9.25 and I was dripping in sweat I had 2 options turn at 2.5 and make it 5 miles or roll the dice keep going down the Schuylkill River  Trail and hope whatever breeze was coming off  the Schuylkill  would combat the humidity, if I could maybe squeeze a 6-7 miler out of this that'd be grand but the humidity as it always does just drains me and I had to settle for 5 miles coming back down  Powelton Ave 47.28.8 off 9.30 mile pace

A 5 day/22 mile week not what I was aiming for  but July was a grind last year when I was running at lunch time looking at my running log I went:5/21-4/16-5/24-3/14- and it was August b4 I registered double digit long runs so I won't be pressing the panic button just yet my next three races  are 10k's but I do need to keep my eye on the bigger picture and PDR on Sept 20th in 11 weeks time, hopefully next weekend will yield a 10 miler, the weather looks favourable at least

Been a rough week for The Rebels,knocked out of the All Ireland  Football 1/4 finals last Saturday and the Hurling semi finals yesterday along w/ the women's football 1/4 finals{sidebar we won the Minor Football final this morning!!!!Rebels Abu!!!} so all our hopes {once again!} are pinned on the women's  Camogie to bring some silverware back home, it's never easy being a Cork fan but I was a proud Rebel when I woke up yesterday morning, was a Rebel when I went to bed and when the sun came up this morning proud Rebel blood still flowed through my veins.......#RebelAndProud #RebelForLife #RebelsAbu

Looking For Smooth Sailing In Unchartered Waters

 "I roam all alone on the island I can hear your voice in my mind I can feel the cold,cold of your hand I'm lost,you're one of a kind the water's not as blue as it first was it's no longer the island of sun the mountains are taller than ever before I know it's not an island for one"

The Island-Amble

Yes,yes and yes!!!!  first 4 day training week during the week since March 30th, first weekend non race long run since March 22nd and first five day 28 mile week since  April 5th......don't look now but Himself is starting to knuckle down and crank up the mileage.......

I had touched on his in my last post that lunchtime runs had gone the way of the Ark although for two weeks  between  June 8th and the 17th  due to a schism in the schedule I was able to log 5 lunchtime 5 milers to kick start the process, had they not've presented themselves I'd like to think my long overdue conversion to morning running would've begun sooner but as it was I began that this week

Tuesday June 23rd In 50 years as a runner my ability to get up first thing in the morning to run has been found wanting but  I knew in May that was going to have to change if I had any designs on weekly mileage so b4 I went to bed on Monday nite I set the alarm for 5.25am in the hope I would be up by 5.35am, dressed, stretched and out the door by 5.50am in the immortal words of Rush in the song "Subdivisions"  conform or be cast out.......

W/ a potential 4 days of runs on tap I felt the need to mix up my routes this morning I opted for Baltimore Ave/Spruce St to South Street bridge and onto the Schuylkill River Trail till I hit 2.5 miles then turn and head back when I hit the South St bridge I saw 72 degrees on trusty auld Peco Tower but never checked the humidity pre run......judging from the sweat rollin' off me it was pretty high.......welcome to summer training in Philly!

44.47.4 off 8.57 mile pace, my splits went:8.08-8.41=9.31-9.03-9.26 to be honest, time, pace, splits were secondary today the important thing was to get out and run and hopefully have morning running become the new normal

Wednesday June 24th Obviously getting up early once to run wasn't going to cut it so I was hopeful I could answer the call of the alarm again at 5.25am this morning.....happy to say that I could and having learnt a harsh lesson w/ the humidity yesterday  I made shur to check my phone  this morning, 65 degrees and 64% humidity

Opted for the Powelton Ave route, the road less traveled it has to be said, I must've counted a dozen or so runner yesterday morning today not so much today..... but as long as I'm out there that's what matters

46.23.7 off 9.17 mile pace,my mile splits were:9.06-9.14-9.23-9.17-9.24 nothing earth shattering but it doesn't need to be, hopefully moving forward as I adjust to running first thing in the morning my pace will pick up

Thursday June 25th 66 degrees but 81% humidity so I was glad this run was down 49th St to Gravs Ferry Aveune to get onto the Schuylkill River Trail, albeit only for half a mile but the breeze effect off the Schuylkill just over a mile into the run when it's  humid is clutch

45.05.7 off 9.01 mile pace, splits:8.33-8.51-9.03-9.24-9.14, three for three, could I hit for the cycle tomorrow?

Friday June 26th Opted for a hybrid of Tuesdays run and yesterdays run, Baltimore Ave/Spruce St/South St bridge, Schuylkill River Trail/Grays Ferry Ave/49th St

71 degrees w/ 75% humidity clocked 46.26.1 off 9.12 mile pace w/ splits of:8.56-9.27-9.11-9.11-9.41,like I said earlier it had been a minute since I logged 4 weekday runs so this was a nice return to form, based on this week I think I could get the hang of this morning running lark period but prior to this week when I'd tried to get up first thing on a weekend to run the last few weeks it just wasn't happening.....could I buck that trend this weekend getting up at 5.35am during the week....????

Sunday June 28th, ok so full disclosure  when the alarm went off at 5.25am Saturday morning I hit off not snooze button by mistake,getting up at 5.35am four days in a row had caught up w/ me so I opted to " go long" on Sunday

I was out the door by 5.45am and two things concerned me one the 68 degrees but 89% humidity and also the fact my last non race long run on a weekend was March 22nd some 14 weeks ago,neither lent themselves to going 10 miles out and back along the Schuylkill River Trail via 49th St/Grays Ferry Ave but I figured go for it, if I had to settle for 8 miles this week sobeit there are still 12 weeks till PDR ample time to get my long run up to 10,12 and eventually 14 miles, there was really little to be gained only going 6 or 7 miles today

I kinda knew making the turn at mile 5 on Kelly Drive just beyond Boathouse Row in 45.09  that my chances of this being 10 miles out and back were  few and far between, each mile had crept up a little slower than the last:8.36-9.06-9.08-9.09-9.10 and it was a question of when not if the wheels came off, one glaring error I made yesterday knowing I was going long today was not hydrating enough period, much less dealing w/ 89% humidity.......trust me this error won't be getting made again in future weeks

Stopped to walk twice on the route back along the Schuylkill Trail, at this point I knew I was looking at an 8 miler, final three splits 9.28-9.39-9.59 for a 1.14.11 off 9.16 mile pace.....nothing to write home about but a long overdue 5 day/28 mile week period and  two weeks earlier than last year when I begun to knuckle down and prepare for the long haul that is the Fall road race season

Hopefully I'm back to 5 day training weeks w/ a weekend long run, my next three races are all 10ks but w/ PDR looming in the distance{ no pun intended!} the need to get long/double digit weekend runs in is clutch