"Miotaseolaiocht, see I love all that An bradian feasa big lad Setanta what fuckin' legend thought of that?Seo an chaint's tu ag coisireacht le Kneecap taimaid lan de Chao fuck knows what or who we're laughing at? Tiocfaidh are la, somebody sample that F-E_F_E_F_E-F-E-N-I-A-N"
Fenian-Kneecap
Just when ye thought it was safe to go back to the interwebs the Shamrock Warrior,Pale Paddy,Fenian Bastard returns to feck up yer day.......,apologies for being away so long not that I'm one for dropping a John Lennon quote but he did famously say " life's what happens when you start making plans" and that has rang true the last several weeks, I didn't even get to blog the Broad Street Run on May 3rd and trust me there was plenty mad shit to blog that day but as my ex coach used to say " ye can't make up lost miles" I can't go back retrospectively and fill in all the blanks, better to draw a line in the sand in it and move on
I will however throw out there that as of May 5th I no longer have lunch hour runs at my disposal, rather than go into excruciating detail the six month fight by yours truly and his long suffering co worker for the last almost six years to make a living wage finally saw fruition......however there were strings attached {cos there always is w/ contract negotiations!!} and in order to get the money we wanted management reduced the work force by 1/3rd so while I still get a lunch it has to be at my desk ergo putting the kybosh on my four days of lunch hour runs.......I have never been great at getting up first thing in the morning to run and while I did manage a handful of morning runs to work the first week it was tough running w/ a backpack on my back, I weighed the hoor the first morning I did it and it weighed 10 lbs.......fuck sake!....As of right now I am considering trying to run before I leave for work it's doable during the summer months as most mornings I'm woken up by the sun coming through the windows around 5.15 am, it'll be the lesser of two evils, try and get out the door b4 6am, knock out a five miler in give or take 45 mins, hop in and out of the shower and be back out the door around 7.15am to be at my desk by 7.45am {technically my start time is 8am} it all sounds good in theory but as a wise man once told me"theory and practice are often a horse of a different colour so we'll have to see how that plans out, I have to work something out cos not running sucks the pre work run feels like the best option as running to work has issues and trying to run when I get home while not undoable is also going to have issues {sidebar last Tuesday it was an option only to have work throw an industrial size spanner in the works and I clocked out at 5.45pm not 4.45pm......run? I could barely see or think fecking straight}.....but in the immortal words of D4 Dad on The 2 Johnnies " we move".......
So the back drop going into todays race was I hadn't even ran for the trolley in the last 24 days......hardly ideal prep for a race much less a 15k, when I signed up for it in April the 15k seemed doable.......w/ hindsight either the 5k or 10k would've been a better option but it was too late to change it now, given the race was a 5k loop I could've maybe done two loops for the 10k and called it a day but that feels a bit bush league to me, much like in Dublin 24 when I signed up for a marathon but knew I didn't have it in me to run 26.2 miles but threw linguine at the wall to see if it would stick.....it did for 10 miles b4 a painful 16 miles of walk/run/repeat,normally I don't do Philly Run Fest as I have an unsettled score w/ Philly Runner from four years ago, that said they organize other races I run in the city {Philly 10k and PDR} so maybe it was time to stop cutting off my nose to spite my face, I signed for the same reason I sign up for all my other races........I wanted the feckin' medal.#NoShameInMyGame.....Broad Street had been #275 and I'm eyeing up a shot at #300 next fall so I paid my money, rolled outta bed at 5.30am and walked the 40 mins to Belmont Ave & Parkside to be there in ample time for the 7.30am start
This was very much a trot around the course, collect yer finishers medals and feck off home kind race,again at least I'm honest, about it,had the last 3.5 weeks been different I might've gone in w/a more deliberate game plan but tis hard to make a silk purse out of a pig's ear so w/ that in mind and knowing it was a 5k,10k,15k all for one, one for all I went to the very back of the field I didn't need to get swept up by a bunch of speed merchants for the 5k who'd chew me up and spit out and then leave me hanging on for dear life over the final two loops, again sound in theory but now I had to negotiate the slow 5k runners it was probably almost a mile into the first loop b4 I got a clear run at it, that said w/ my lack of training and the fact even at 7.30am it was warm maybe not going balls out was a better move?
I was hoping for 1.21 off 9 min mile pace, what I got was 1.24.20 off 9.05 mile pace......know what else I got? a feckin' medal.....#7 for the season,#276 for the career so I have no grounds to be Mr Pissy Pants, as the great Roy Keane once said "failure to prepare, prepare for failure" hopefully this boot up the hole will jump start me to knuckle down again a find a way to train,I'm debating if I want to race in Camden on July 4th, the race said the magic words"finishers medals" which for a medal hoor like me is enough of a carrot to dangle under my nose, it would also brake up what is always the longest stretch of the season as the next race after that is the Philly 10k on August 23rd which is 11 weeks from now so we'll have to see which way the wind blows between now and then
Hopefully today is the start of me getting back at it, after a semi decent start to the year mileage wise, 74 in January, 73 in February,and 80 in March it's gone south in April and May 43 and 26 respectively , that's not cutting enough Mustard moving forward period much less w/ two half marathons on tap{maybe three!} in the Fall so let's hope today's kick up the Ravioli has the desired effect.....
